By Sterling Archer
Lying is like ninety five% of what I do. yet believe me: during this publication, I’ll inform you precisely the best way to turn into a grasp secret agent similar to me. evidently, you won’t be pretty much as good at it as i'm, yet that’s simply because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.
I be aware of, i do know, it sucks no longer being me.
But don’t beat your self up approximately it, simply because I’m going to teach you the entire reliable stuff—what to put on; what to drink; tips on how to seduce ladies (and, whilst invaluable, men); tips on how to beat up males (and, while worthy, women); the way to inform the variation among name ladies and hookers (hint: while they’re useless, they’re simply hookers) and every little thing approximately guns, mystery units, mendacity ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a observe? How to Archer.